Monday, July 31, 2006

Disgust

Well, look who it is. The long forgotten green page of death. You thought I'd forgotten about you, didn't you? Well, the truth was that I did. Honestly, no one ever reads this stuff anyway. Except for that guy trying to sell me those pills to make my penis bigger in two days. I still can't remember why I turned him down. My penis could use some resizing these days...

Night shifting it isn't as easy as many people crack it up to be. Suzie Sunshine (yours truly) has a hard time staying up all night, when she always wants to wake up the very second the sun peeks over yonder mountains. Bonus: I get paid bonus for working the nighty. So, not much to complain about I guess. Plus I can watch movies and do nothing for a handful of hours and still get paid bonus. Still envying me? I know if I was you, I'd be jealous.

Rain is good people. Rain is good. Also, the weather channel is awesome. So is youtube. But you already knew that.